your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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