I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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