did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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