I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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