just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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