I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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