i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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