wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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