Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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