I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
