Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If its not for food we ain't going out.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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