In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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