Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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