It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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