Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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