We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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