no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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