did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
