i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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