Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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