the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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