It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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