But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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