you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
