SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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