You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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