You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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