It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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