this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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