oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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