Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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