Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
