your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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