We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i may or may not be watching the land before time
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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