And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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