I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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