Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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