Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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