I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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