So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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