the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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