Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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