don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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