Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I party with great urgency now.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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