My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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