i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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