is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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