also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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