wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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