covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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