Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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