physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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