And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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