So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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